Archive | Who is Michael in Japan? RSS feed for this section
Double A
The most depressing place in the world to pick up women is at a bar. There is no arguing about that because it is true. No, stop thinking that you can. The bar scene is specifically designed to create an invisible forcefield around female genitalia. Correction, the bar scene is designed to create an impenetrable [...]
Continue reading...Being Weird and Its Shortcomings
8. August 2011
The Silicon Valley is a total and complete cultural disaster, of sorts. You beckon from the fragile yet robust Santa Clara county. There you find disgust in the world of technological progress. It is like everyone in the Silicon Valley, and elsewhere, wants a slice of widget and wafer pie, with the exception of the [...]
Continue reading...Arbitrary First Post
1. August 2011
You are a child. More accurately, you are a child trapped inside the body of a young adult. You have many childlike compulsions and they always seem to result in people calling you a child or questioning your age. As a round number you always claim to be just 2 and a half, as if [...]
Continue reading...
9. October 2011
0 Comments