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Received: Everything is good! I’m stressing on finals a bit? How about you???!

Sent: bord at work…hows that boy…and his job…lol?

Received: He’s good haha and this job is always the best! I miss you tho

Sent: yeh?…rly?…why

Received: I dunno bc I liked you and I thought you were really cool

Sent: awesome…i gues i am…when u gonna come visit me?

Received: Ill come when ever you want me to

Sent: next week some time?

Received: Yeah sure as long as you fuck me

Sent: wow…way to be foreward…i suppose things arent going so well with that boy?

Received: Things are going ok I just think ur really hot and I want you to fuck me are you down

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I would like to use that conversation to segway into a discussion about how saying what you are thinking is a little absurd. Who in their right mind comes out directly and asks for sex. This can mean one of two things; either she is a slut or she is obnoxiously desperate. I rule out the second hypothesis because she is really hot.

*A side note*: There is no way in hell I will act on this solicitation simply because she has a boyfriend. I refuse to be that guy who you cheated on your boyfriend with. I for one would never cheat if I had a girlfriend, it is just unacceptable. So, why should I promote cheating by being the object of some one’s lust. FAIL on her part

Okay so, this is crazy. I’m flattered that I am that attractive but also royally offended that I attract such idiots. Can someone with intellect please take me 500 times around the bush to get me to bed PLEASE?! What dumbass says shit like that. Trust me, the first thing a boy human being learns about others is that you can never speak your mind completely, god forbid in a sexual context where it is unneeded. She could have just as easily used innuendo and seduced me a little. My stomach dropped when I got first text and my first instinct was not, “hell yeah” it was “WTF”. And I am till WTFing my mind right now. Some people are idiots and everyone needs to take this text thread to heart and just shut the fuck up before speaking your mind.

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